Lizard Wizard

What do you know about the wizard?

Why I’ve heard he’s fan of snakes, turtles, and lizards.

That would seem like odd taste for a man of mystical magic,

Though the truth behind the matter is really quite tragic.

You see the people hail from both far and wide,

Many have come, and many more have tried-

To have him grant their most distinct desires,

But not one has met the condition the wizard requires.

And if you travel all that way, and the stipulation you do not meet-

You’ll soon find yourself a snake with no legs and no feet.

For this is the price that simply must be paid,

If you can’t make the reptilian sorcerer feel afraid.

How to strike fear in a man surrounded by serpents?

Bring along a mongoose if you wish success to be certain.

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