Five of Them Sat (Poem)

Five of them sat, right there on my deck. Did they not know it was winter- what the heck! “Go somewhere warm!” I called out to them. They completely ignored me, “Ahem…AHEM!” “Oh yes good sir we hear your concern, and it is true that for warmer weather we yearn, but have no fear for…

The Worst Things (Poem)

The worst things that could happen to me, oh there are far too many to see. I could fall off a cliff! Get kicked by a horse. Lose my favorite gif, Have my skin get coarse. All I can think of is what could go wrong, there’s many to list- that’s why I made this…